Stupid Cupid
14Feb2006
Yes, it’s Valentines Day, or should I say ‘Hallmark Day’. It is a day most men dread in case they do the wrong thing, or just plain forget a card/present/insert hallmark item here. Scott Adams, the author of the Dilbert comic strip and blog, has a hilarious article on not waiting.
As for me – I generally create a homemade (silly) card for my wife
a) because it’s more personal, and
b) because it means Hallmark aren’t getting my hard-earned cash
The card generally has some sort of silly rhyme. This year it was:
Some say our love flows freely -
Like pure spirit from a vat
So I feel remiss
that your morning kiss
comes really from the cat!
Kiss Valentine’s ass!!!
best wishes from Poland
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It’s really importatnt you take the time to make one for your wife. Really important. Congratulations!
I like to call it Crapentine’s Day. The candy wrots your teeth, the flowers cost me lunch for a week, and the “gift of giving” really isn’t because it’s an obligatory offering. But way to spice it up.
Wilborge. That sums it up. Thanks for the comment.