Nietzsche, for whom reality is purely subjective, would reply: “Relax dude it’s all in your mind.”

Purrrhaps: (Hamish, another great philosopher, would propose) removing whiskers from a drink with more liquid is quite laborious.

Possibly, of all possible possibilities (as I have recently been reading too much Stephen Hawking), the unexpected shift in drink temperature distorts the time-space-continuum, producing an energy-relative deficit, leading to a time-relative positive shift in drink fabrication duration.

Homoland security is clear about one thing: such divergent behavior needs an extra security check. At least.

Homer Simpson: “Give me another!”

Franz Kafka would argue: “But of course: Because it does.”

Pierre de Fermat once wrote, “I have a beautiful solution to this problem, but it does not quite fit on this barmat.”