Card Categories

3Aug2007

I found myself shopping for a greetings card the other day. This is not something I would normally take a lot of time over. But on this occasion I started noticing the different categories that the cards are divided into. That meant an additional 30 minutes added to the card-buying process as I began looking through them all and typing them into my blackberry.

Of course, you have the usual suspects, which did not surprise me at all:

  • Birthday
  • Anniversary
  • Congratulations

Linked to those you have the “religious” versions for those more pious card-buyers or recipients:

  • Birthday (Religious)
  • Friend (Religious)
  • Sympathy (Religious)

Then I started seeing some particular categories which really made me stop and think – these are actual categories:

  • Loss of Dog
  • Baby with the Lord
  • Minister Appreciation
  • Potty Trained Kids
  • Missionary Encouragement
  • Thinking of You – Miscarriage

In this era of Hallmark-happiness, I guess I should not be surprised at the scope the categories now cover.
This got me thinking about which categories I think there should be for greetings cards. Here are a few:

  • Congratulations – First Fight at School
  • Comiseration – Ugly Girlfriend
  • Congratulations – AIDS Test
  • Sympathy – Wife left you for another Woman


2 Responses to “Card Categories”

  1. Yes. We are living in a era of increasing specialization, whether we speak of IT work, TV reality shows, or greeting cards.

    But really shouldn’t there be two – distinctly different – card categories for the AIDS test?

  2. They do seem to have quite a lot of Baby with the Lord cards here on the island. I too was surprised when I saw the sheer number of those at the store.

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