The place I work is fortunate enough to have free K-Cup drinks from Keurig on every floor.

Generally I have 2 cups of coffee in the morning, and one cup of tea in the afternoon. On the coffee side I tend to opt for darker (extra bold) blends to wake me up, and I always drink Lemon Zinger herbal tea.

The other day I was looking at the descriptions of the coffee – and I wondered which coffee best described me. Here are the choices:

  • Espresso Blend – Deep, dark and dynamically rich with toasty aromatics
  • Dark Magic – Spellbinding complexity. Deep, dark and intense
  • Sumatran Reserve – Exotically lush, sweet, and heavy-bodied
  • Colombia – Clean, sweet, bright
  • Sumatra – Lively, earthy, buttery

OK, I can rule out heavy-bodied, sweet and lively, which leaves only the first two as options. And as no-one has ever described me as toasty, I guess that rules out number one. So, by the process of deduction, I guess I am Green Mountain Dark Magic Extra Bold Coffee. What about you?

Update: Before anyone else asks, no – there are none of my female co-workers who would have similar attributes to Sumatran Reserve. This is not match.com …

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